It's a 'no' from them

The worst you’d expect from Simon Cowell living next door would be the odd sarcastic comment about your in-shower singing. Not the case, apparently. According to the tabloids, Mr Cowell is one for traffic violations, loud parties and constant building work.

‘It’s not neighbourly at all,’ said an anonymous local. ‘You could say he’s become the neighbour from hell.’ We can exclusively reveal though the loud music at 2am is just Danyl singing a ballad. Probably.