Simon Cowell

Boo. Hiss. It's Simon 'Nasty' Cowell, a man so cruel and heartless he, er, tells useless singers that they're useless. Ooh. Harsh. Still, that's better than being pop troll Louis Walsh, the man we just hate. With that hair, the tight t-shirts and that legendary waistband, Simon is an easy target. While he deserves some genuine abuse for unleashing Robson & Jerome on an unsuspecting public, Simon clearly sends it all up at the same time, enjoying the reputation. Not to mention the money, the fame, the beautiful girlfriends, the exotic holidays, the big houses, the helicopters...