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Sing it with us! 'Celebrities. Heurgh. What are they good for? Absolutely nothing'... Except cutting ribbons and falling out of clubs. But why are these celebs clogging up our magazines? We shed some light. First up Kim Kardashian.

Claims to fame: the Nicole Schwatsit look-alike appears in a reality TV show about her and her family, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Why are we supposed to care? Because her dad is Robert Kardashian – y’know, one of OJ Simpson’s lawyers during his murder trail.

She’s also got ne’ked for Playboy and appeared in some movies that we can’t recall the names of.
Fame rating: 4/10