Madonna

They've got the X Factor. Whatever that is. It's that indefinable quality that makes people excel in their chosen field... and frequently fields. Quite what it is we can't say. All we know for sure is that Leon Jackson hasn't got it and never will... She can dance! She can sing! She writes kids books! She can act! Well, she can try! After a promising start in Desperately Seeking Susan, Madonna's acting ability was the sort that made you want to see her on stage. Singing and dancing. Stick to what you do best, there's a love. And whle you're at it, could you try and get Guy to make a good film again? Cheers Madge. You're a star.